Zwiebelmett

ultimate creativity, fans and star wars meet

2012-01-26T21:44:00.002+01:00

A must watch!

Star Wars Uncut

winziger witz

2012-01-10T20:42:00.000+01:00

Ich saß auf dem Klo und hatte ein Prä-Po-Sitzung im Kopf.

My first book!

2011-12-25T10:53:00.002+01:00

Published

ich will

2011-11-13T20:51:00.002+01:00

Wer würde nicht gern einen eigenen Roboter haben.

Bei Robot Nation gibs ne auswahl zum selber bauen.

moving pictures

2011-09-06T14:19:00.002+02:00

On MakeGIF you can make your own short GIF animation.

Surely, everyone needs that.

O, du wundervolle Welt XII

2011-05-11T11:23:00.003+02:00

Es ist wieder an der Zeit. Diese ganz bestimmte Zeit. In Berlin sind die Pollen los. Und sie fliegen leicht wie Federn durcheinander. Naja, sind halt Pollen. Kein Kunststück, wenn man sowieso, so als Pollen, nix wiegt. Diese Pollen, die zur Zeit fliegen sind recht gross und errinnern an Wattebausche, denen man nicht gesagt hat, dass sie nicht fliegen. Sie haben sich leichgemacht und schweben durch die Luft, so dass auch die unmärchenhafteste Strasse wie aus einem Fantasyfilm scheint (Ref. Legende). Und irgendwie ist dann alles besser. Ich bedanke mich und freue mich über die Pollenzeit, die in dieser Zeit gerade richtig kommen ist.

music made of paper

2011-04-26T17:21:00.001+02:00

Too Cool not to share:

A Paper Record Player

2011-03-28T21:33:00.002+02:00

hier bin ich dann auch:

Institut für Sozialstrategie

Unter Personen/mette_gabler

Hvor vil Du hen?

2010-12-13T17:56:00.002+01:00

Retro-plakater som reklame til Superheltes og Sci-Fi universets byer. Super fint, super flot og super dejligt! Se dem alle pa Underwire.com

from old make new

2010-12-11T11:35:00.002+01:00

"Indian Hippy is committed to reviving the traditional art of hand painted film posters in India. By giving the last remaining film poster artists a supporting platform to showcase their panache, albeit on a different canvas, Indian Hippy strives to:

Revive love for the traditional art and colours associated with hand painted film posters, and in doing so, hopefully capture the interest of the younger “computer graphics” generation to study and ensure the continuity of hand painted poster culture."

Check out the wonderful world of Hinesh Jethwani on hippy.in

kleine momente die mir freude bereiten

2010-12-10T14:58:00.002+01:00

Die Tage, an denen ich einfach im Bett bleiben möchte und vergessen, dass es Verpflichtungen gibt kenn wohl jeder. Ich möchte verkrichen, etwas weinen und die Welt verfluchen. Mich verstecken und im Dunklen liegen, als ob ich nicht da wäre. An diesen Tagen können sehr kleine Momente mich zum lächeln bringen. Ich zwinge mich aus dem Bett und in den überfüllten Bus. Deprimiert und angestrengt und von der schlechten Leute aller beeinflusst. Versuche mich wegzudenken und die Aggressionen über den verspäteten Bus abzuwehren. Dann ein Lichtblick. Durch das graue Fenster eine Apotheke mit den großen roten Buchstaben. Dabei ist das A von einem anderen Schild verdeckt und und das Wort Po-Theke entsteht. Meine Gedanken schwirren und stellen sich vir wie wohl solche Theke aussehen würde. Eine Hot Dog Bar an der die Theke aus Pos besteht, die, gen Himmel gestreckt, als Servierrille funktionieren. Oder eine Cockteilloungs, die hinterförmige Anlehnmöglichkeiten bietet, weich und passend. Eigentlich egal, aber nun kann ich bei jeder Apotheke nur an deise BIlder denken und es freut mich.

Wonderful things on the burka

2010-11-25T15:57:00.002+01:00

An Afghan Womens Band:

Gemüseloser Beitrag

2010-11-18T22:12:00.005+01:00

Ich lebe recht vegetarisch. Nicht weil ich keine Tiere esse, sonder nur weils mir schmeckt und der Haushalt eher Vegetarisch ist. Zufall und lecker. Manchmal passieren dann so Sachen mit Fleisch, die in dieser kleinen Slideshow festgehalten wurden. Eine Woche im Oktober 2010 wurde als Fleischwoche betitelt und jetzt können alle sich daran erfreuen was in dieser Zeit so passierte.

the dude in specific fast forward

2010-11-10T14:00:00.002+01:00

I acknowledge the amount of work put into this video and applaude the simpleness that results in an overly entertaining clip. The F** Short Version of the Big Lebowski

Thanks for that College Humor! Where you can find many more movies in the short version.

Somewhere in the middle the so often used F-word starts to sound like Forking.
My reaction: Spooning anyone?

entertaining and brilliant

2010-10-27T14:03:00.003+02:00

I really enjoy creative initiatives that seemingly dont have a point or contribute to society. Thanks for that NOTsoNOISY and hte game over project!

part of a bigger picture

2010-10-22T13:59:00.002+02:00

Increasing my Webpresence and contributing to the Germnay-India relationship

From the website:

The »Humboldt-India-Project«, HIP, brings together the South Asia competence of the Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin.

However, HIP is not meant to be a simple A to Z. HIP intends to make competencies transparent and available. HIP is explicitly aimed at current and future partners in research, the economy and in research funding and planning, both national and international.

Who is who and who does what with respect to South Asia at Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin? Which projects are currently in progress, which research areas are developed for the future? Who are the persons to contact in the institutes, in the faculties, in the university administration, and in cross-sectional and interdisciplinary research programmes?

Concerning its objective, HIP is an ambitious novum at Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin. It attempts not only to document, it intends to inform and to organize communication both within the university and externally.

One of the whos is me:

Mette Gabler, M.Sc.

Sex makes the world go round

2010-10-10T21:54:00.002+02:00

Best way of understanding the different ways of sexual pleasures and acts

On the Sundance Channel, watch the minifilms by Isabella Rosellini's green porne for inspiration.

Drin oder Draussen?

2010-09-29T17:29:00.005+02:00

Also wenn man noch nicht die ersten drei Star Wars filme (Episode IV, V, VI) gesehen hat, kann man hier mal das gesamte plot erzählt bekommen.

In unter fünf Minuten.

Danach kann man ja entscheiden, ob es spannend genug für alle 7,4 Stunden ist.

ARTIBerlin III

2010-09-01T12:57:00.003+02:00

My new task:
koordinating meetings and interviews to discuss one Film fest of Berlin each month.

Great fun and the results can be read on ArtiBerlin.

Muppets continued...

2010-08-31T18:19:00.003+02:00

I always loved watching the muppets.
So got very excited about the muppets youtube channel.
Lots of Musicnumbers like in the old days, and the two grumpy old men commenting, but no kermit introducing. Lovely!

I like this one

and this one

Thanks!

Splice - und der Heteronormativitäts-scheiß

2010-08-02T08:55:00.004+02:00

Hab ich den Film gesehen.
Fands auch interessant.
Nich so gruselig.
Aber zeitweise ganz spannend.

Irgendwann war ich aber abgeturned.
Die darstellung von weblich und männlich.
Ganz besonders Furtchbar.

Als Frau war Dren:
Passiv und schüchtern,
Zart und ängstlich.
Kindlich und in suche nach Schutz.

Sind das merkmale der Frau?
Wird man automatisch so,
wenn man weiblich ist?
So ein Käse!

Die männliche Version von Dren.
Draufgängerisch,
und holt sich was er will.

Und dann noch zum schluss:
Beide verflixungsmäsig Heterosexuell.
Natürlich?

creative cool caleidoscope

2010-07-11T14:04:00.002+02:00

Just because...

its cool and creative, and reminds me of childhood.

Check out Devendra Banharts .com.
The entry page is really cool.
Of course all of his stuff is cool too.

four cools in one blog entry! YEY!

career ladder?

2010-06-02T10:21:00.002+02:00

Another step, maybe.
At least it is exciting stuff.

Check out my Ph.D. project on the site connected to the Humboldt Universität (Institut für Asien- und Afrikawissenschaften) and the Querschnittsbereich Medialität und Intermedialität in den Gesellschaften Asiens und Afrikas where I am now titulated: Mette Gabler, M.A., Doktorandin.

cross ref

2010-05-22T13:48:00.003+02:00

As I find this topic very important I am here cross referenceing to another blog I am contributing to.

boobie people rock & red wine

This time I am discussing unisex toilettes:

Weird form of Heteronormativity

ArtiBerlin II

2010-05-21T15:43:00.003+02:00

Another of my musings on the online citymag, Berlin.

This time based on an interview with the founder of a left publshing house.

Zufällig veröffentlicht tells the story of two students who stumbeled into publishing.

PhD - first steps

2010-05-08T10:04:00.003+02:00

The initial thoughts for my PhD project began in fall 2008. Then phrased in an article in the summer 2009. Now this text is published on suedasien.info.

Check out the idea and the images of The Good Life - Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Messages of Outdoor Advertising for Social Change in Urban India

ArtiBerlin I

2010-04-28T08:57:00.006+02:00

The online city magazine ArtiBerlin has been publishing articles for fun and sometimes unusual stuff you can do in Berlin since march 2010.

My articles:
Moral und Mode. An article on the implication of the clothing industry through a lense of social responsibility.

Ein Abend mit den Surfpoeten, 27.01.2010, Klub der Republik. Describing the weekly musings of a group of Berlin poets.

More to come...

Topfpflanzen Aktivismus

2010-03-08T19:01:00.004+01:00

Da ist seit ner Zeit so ein Gewächs in unserem Wohnzimmer. Die Pflanze ist total unbeweglich und heisst Johannes. Und obwohl es so aussieht ob die sich nirgend wohin bewegt passiert ganz viel. Jetzt wird gerade eine Tour durch den Norden Europas geplant wo sein Film an verschieden stellen gezeigt werden soll.

Ein Dokumentar über die studentische Revolution in Honduras. Mehr hierzu auf der webseite JohannesWilm.org.

Schon imponierend was die Topfpflanze alles kann.

O, du wundervolle welt XI

2010-03-07T14:26:00.002+01:00

Da steht man auf und hat es doch tatsächlich weider geschneit über Nacht.
Überall liegt einen ganz leichte Schneedecke von leichten Flocken. Nicht viel aber hübsch. Auf dem Sattel meines Fahrrads, Dem Büurgerschteig, auf den Deckeln der Mültonnne und auf den Dächern der Autos. Alle haben es leider etwas eilig, die Welt hat keine Zeit um kurz mal das Winterbild zu geniessen. War ja jetzt auch genug mit dem Schnee, oder was? So nach zwei Monaten Eis, Übel und Frost. Aber diese leichtigkeit der Flocken ist dann doch wieder nett. Wenn die Autos ganz schneel durch die Stadt rasen, werden die Flocken vom Dach gehuscht. Eine Schneewelle in der Luft weht kurzfristig an mir vorbei, und ich finde Schnee doch wieder gut.

Bacon is not meat. It´s a Spice!

2010-02-10T17:07:00.003+01:00

To add some flavor to whatever site you would wish folow the instructions on Bacolicio.us.

It´s easy and very fun!

As is the Bacon-blog.

Check out Zwiebelmett with some extra spice.

Almost getting hungry here...

hui, was für spass

2010-01-14T14:32:00.003+01:00

Happy new year... and I am getting creative.

Block Poster lets you make nice wall hangers without you thinking about how to do it.
You just have to choose a picture.

And in the end (only three steps) you can decorate any wall.

Der Moment der Depression

2009-12-18T22:02:00.001+01:00

Da ist nicht nur der Wurm drin,
Die Welt is eingedeckt mit fetten Maden.

the queen of gem sweaters

2009-11-29T13:41:00.002+01:00

There is nothing about this lady that is not just utterly lovely.
Such a beauty and kind person to share her collection of gem sweaters with the world.
And on the side, she is an awsome musician!

Check out Leslie & the LY´s on myspace.

And on the Leslie Hall website where you can not only view all the collection but also order personalised and handmade gold pants.

Some more info on Wikipedia.

And an article with interview in the german newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung (sorry its in german).

THANKS! YOU RULE!

It has to be fun

2009-11-28T16:17:00.003+01:00

I was totally taken by the simple idea and fun of this site: thefuntheory.com basically promoting that to better the world it needs to be fun. Even though this might not address really substanital evils of the world it is a wonderful initiative. But who knows where this could take us?

Why not think of even more ways to make the world more fun. Enter the competition! Open until 15th of december. And LETS HAVE FUN!

Shopping is evil...

2009-11-27T14:55:00.002+01:00

...and here is the proof.

Check out the story of stuff.

Mette Mette Mette...

2009-11-26T18:24:00.002+01:00

Har lige fundet ud af at Mette abenbart er et efternavn i Tyskland (maske ogsa andre steder). det kunne vaere ret morsomt at skifte navn og ende med at hedde Mette Mette. Maske jeg sa skulle flytte til Mettingen og spise Zwiebelmett hele dagen lang.

Fun for Free

2009-11-05T16:16:00.002+01:00

The Digital age has come adn its chaning concepts of posession.
I like it. Now artists, Singers and Moviemakers are joining. And isnt it lovely to be able to create because you want to create for people adn then share it with the whole world. The movie Sita sings the Blues is now avaliabel for downloading.

And of course it is nice to support the artist.
So chek out the shop or donate. So many nice thing, good gifts and just lovely.

das perfekte geschenk

2009-11-02T13:02:00.004+01:00

Nun da ich wieder in Berlin bin gibt es wieder 100 neue Sachen zu entdecken.
Unter anderem Design-kram. Immer gut wenn mann grad ein Geschenk braucht.

Es gibt:
Blutwurst Nackenkissen

oder
Schinkenkissen

oder
Kuschelmortadella

oder den
Jagdwurstring

Einfach toll! Auch das perfekte Geschenk für Vegetarier, wie ich finde.

Auf der Seite von DaWanda zu kaufen.

Und hier die offizielle Aufschnitt Seite.

Nostalgien er landet

2009-10-20T14:45:00.005+02:00

Endelig. Nu kan man se alle episoder af "Crash, Truslen fra det sorte hul" fra 1984.

Paa DR/Bonanzas hjemmeside.

Jeg elskede dne serie og sad tit ved mit vindue og ventede pa at kunne flyve ud i rummet, vaek fra jorden. Det havde vaeret herligt.

Og saa er der ogsaa lige et indlaeg paa wikipedia

og en gruppe paa facebook.

DaDaeR GeDanken... danke danke

2009-10-08T18:02:00.005+02:00

Pantomimen die nicht schweigen

Reisende die Nirgens ankommen

Klowns die nicht zum Lachen bringen.

War aber trozdem klasse. Toller Film aus 1990 zur Wende.

Berlin hat mich wieder...

2009-09-28T19:51:00.002+02:00

...und alle gefälligst freuen.
Noch etwas holpriger start. viel unsicherheit und auszupacken. mal kucken wo das leben mich hin fürt.

O, du wundervolle welt X

2009-08-08T11:44:00.002+02:00

Ein Schmetterling gefangen im Fenster. Ich mag das geräusch. Ich hba ihn dann eingefangen und hinaus gelassen. Ach wie schön.

striving for perfection

2009-07-26T10:58:00.002+02:00

Learn from your mistakes. Do it better next time. Constructive criticism, comments and discussions are supposed to help you improve. It seems that much of our lives is dedicated to change towards the better. However, in our dayly quest for inprovement we have somehow ended up in a swirl of negativity. We now mostly look for what is wrong. finding the flaws. Searching for mistakes to correct. This is the case with physical apperance, our lives and work, and academc writing as well as all news. What ever happened to looking towards positive things? Apprechiating the good things in life and applying this as the starting point. Sure, a healthy balance would be the ideal but in my observation the scale is tilted towards negativity. Negatvity breads negativity in my opinion and assuming this we are headed for self-destruction if we dont get a grip and stop putting ourselfes down constantly. In this sense, relax, be calm and smile.

the abstract

2009-07-19T09:56:00.002+02:00

It is done... finally. I have after eights years of studies graduated from my MA program. I am now supposed to jump on the train and find a job. First I would like to share my thesis abstract. So here it is. And maybe, just maybe I will find something else to study instead of working...

Abstract
At the foundation of most inequalities in expression of sexuality lie the social constructions of gender. For this reason I consider sex and sexuality education as a possibility to challenge institutionalised sexism and enhance sexual well-being. As sex education has become a battle of morality, non-governmental organisations and others can be seen as alternatives to the national curriculum plan encouraged by the government. This thesis therefore discusses the potential of NGOs in terms of sexual empowerment by examining beliefs and understanding, choices of information, strategies and methods, and approaches apparent in sex education programs and projects.

Through qualitative data collection, semi-structured interviews (14) with NGO staff and facilitators, two focus group discussions (FGD), five expert interviews supported by visits to event and workshops the findings were analysed by constructing a sexual empowerment model which divides components of sex education into four parts and utilises theories of empowerment (Freire and Sadan).

Main findings include that all four components of sex education; foundation, content, strategies and approaches show great potential to challenge gender typing. Sexual health programs and projects (SHPP) are seen to be highly participatory, deliberative and a way to encourage critical thinking. Some of the concerns that are highlighted are the strong focus on girls as the main actors of change and the external limitations e.g. parents, institutions and morality. I therefore, recommend gender sensitivity as an entry point for less threatening approaches and greater impact, and strengthening and reorganising collaboration.

making waves...

2009-06-26T13:24:00.002+02:00

famous - infamous

2009-06-03T10:00:00.005+02:00

The task is done. I am now Master of SSc.
So... I party.

One of the places was at my favorite club and somehow this led to an article.
But for some reason I dont look like having fun... just constipated.

The real thing was better!

Article in QX here.

Brain on Autobahn

2009-04-06T18:13:00.004+02:00

In the midst of a thesis-writing-process my brain is running on high speed. searching quenstions and answers alike as fast as the cells can go. Well, not all questions should be answered when in this state of mind. When being asked this question: "why does that f-##¤: man not write to me?" my brain runs to an answer that might not have anything to do with reality and is totally and utterly only being produced within the speed of thinking and rethinking. I answer:"Easy. Because in the midst of f-##¤: it would be rather incredible/impossible if he could find the calm, concentration and time to write an email." My lord... I should just really shut up sometimes!

O, du wundervolle Welt IX

2009-02-03T14:29:00.006+01:00

Ach ja, die digitale welt kann durchaus auch ein estetisches muster produzieren. Also ich finds nett.

Inventing Words

2008-12-13T06:34:00.004+01:00

Yesterday I went ShahRukhing.
Its a new thing.
Basically involving Shah Rukh Khan.
But changed into a verb when describing thing regarding this lovely man.
The whole week I was ShahRukhing when waiting for the new movie to come out.
Then going to the movies I was totally ShahRukhed out.
How can you do this?
When thinking a lot about seeing him. It is ShahRukhing.
When planning for more than a week. It is ShahRukhing.
When occupied with his face. It is ShahRukhing.
When watching the movie witout knowing what it is about. It i ShahRukhing.
When absolutly excited when the day comes. It is ShahRukhing.
When after seeing his new dance moves dreaming. It is ShahRukhing.
Thank you Mr. Khan. We do enjoy!

Star Trek is back

2008-11-30T06:52:00.004+01:00

The Independant on Sunday frequently publishes articles named One Click Wonder. This one was on Star Trek. The fun part are all the youtube videos attached...
Check it out!

Oh yeah, and then the new film is out. Eleventh in the row, this one is only called Star Trek and is set before all the others. James T. Kirk is back, but no Shatner?

How India is the same as the United States

2008-11-26T13:27:00.002+01:00

Both are countries following a political regime where two parties seem to be in focus.
One that is the centre left, presumably more liberal.
One at the right, often using religion and culture to defend their position.

Population of both posses an impressive amount of self-confidence, at least the once with resources. Both seem to have an extensive homeless issue and a great section of the population living in grave poverty, in contrast to some of the richest people in the world also living and spending.

Climate wise they seem similar in going from extreme heat around 50 degrees Celsius and very cold areas in the winter season.

The region is somewhat divided in north and south and even displaying differences in language, and both countries can often be described as a melting pot of ethnicities, racial diverseness and migration.

So I guess the developed/developing dichotomy can easily be de-fragmented.

Kändisar i New Deli

2008-11-08T08:42:00.003+01:00

Nu måsta jag skriva min första inlägg på svenska. Jag skulla åtminstone vilja pröva. Jag tror jag prater mycket bättre än skriver. Men va fan, jag gör det nu.

Nu har jag bott i New Delhi under en tid och jag har också mött jätte många ulika interessanta människor. Bara för några veckor sen åt jag brunch med Kronprinsessan Victoria... uh! Hon hada dosa, jag en pizza. Och jag var på ett möte med UN secretary General Ban-Ki Moon, vilken trevlig person.

Igår kväll var jag på koncert med ambassadörerne från den brasilianska och colombianska ambassaden. Det var så jätta roligt. Kanske jag ska ut med dom ikväll igen.

Man skulle inte kunns säga min tid i Delhi är jobbig och tråkig...

die wundervolle welt des indischen films...

2008-10-23T19:14:00.003+02:00

... hier dargestellt in der form von absolut super geilo postern. Aus dem Buch Bollywood Posters von Nandini Ramnath. Danke.

Artikel über das Buch auf der online version von Time Out.

wanna see what the gardener is doing?

2008-10-15T18:48:00.003+02:00

Its so difficult to find good help, but I did it...
Also, I have run out of options...

Please check it out!
Just enter the living room.
it is all in french but as sson as the site stops loading there is an enlgish version... if you want.
Then click on the products on the bottom of the screen.
You will ahve a visitor and some choises to make...

Have FUN!

My Delhi, my love

2008-10-09T07:54:00.002+02:00

I do love this city. Great places to see, lovely market to strole aroungd on, plenty of things to do, many places to drink and an endless list of amazing people.
To find out some of the things that happen here www.burrp.com gives a small insight.
I dont really care as I find my info other places, I jsut love that it is called burrp! the slogan gbeing "Let it out". Goed very well with my philosophy of that burping should be done more. Maybe if this site gets more popular the verb of browsing this web-site will become jsut that: burping. Then it will become part of daiy language...

Hey did you go on burrp yesterday?
Na, but i was burping all day before that.
Great stuff to burrp.
Ya, I love burrping. I do it everyday.

Almost like smurf language.
Thank you!

development & mass media

2008-09-13T15:26:00.004+02:00

So this is an initiative to prevent HIV/AIDS spred in India, and I bet you it will be more succesful than many other things!

All popular media and news are already spreding the message.

News Track India
India Time
World News Network
Web India 123
BBC World
Jaibihar

So check it out for yourself. Beautiful!!
www.condomcondom.org

Var Jesus bare en tosse?

2008-09-06T05:19:00.008+02:00

Her kan man finde alt det man nogen sinde ville vide om Jesus.
Var Jesus en virkelig person?
Var han Guds søn?
Stod han op fra de døde?
Er han relevant idag?

De påstår de diskuterer emnet.
Men det varer ikke længe før man fnder ud af at de allerede har løsnigen.
Svaret på alle spørgsmål er selvfølgeligt JA og Jesus.
En herlig måde a sælge Jesus på.

www.Y-Jesus.com

www.JesusOnline.com

the stars tell the truth

2008-09-02T17:33:00.004+02:00

As I am at the moment situated in New Delhi, India, where astrology and Astronomy is often an integrated part of life I also seek the guidance of the stars and star signs. This one tells the truth about me:

scientific beauties

2008-09-01T18:16:00.006+02:00

I like this...
Some dude is rather excited about seeds.
And sure why not. The do look funny.
And the background music of the slideshow is great.
Check it out on bbc news

Who is this Charles Ingvar?

2008-08-12T11:38:00.003+02:00

It has now been a year I have been living in Sweden and I do love it. Despite the fact that this is a really small town I always see new things here. Recently a new activist group has emerged. They call themselves Commando Charles Ingvar (CCI) and are very secretive in their activism. I am actually not sure what they are all about but it does seem interesting. I wonder if more will be seen of them in the near future.
Here are a couple of sites where you can read about them.

motkraft.net

INTERNATIONELL KRIMINALITET - ARBETARKLASSENS KAMPENHET

O, du wundervolle Welt VIII

2008-08-06T18:04:00.003+02:00

Bitte den ArschIro bemerken!

I have it harder

2008-08-05T12:23:00.004+02:00

I just wanted to point that out. As a now over 30 woman, not fitting in any box, I find it more and more difficult to just be. I dont wear "girl"-clothes, I have short hair and glasses, I dont shave legs, armpits or vagania, I dont wear makeup and I detest any sort of creme. I am not married or planning to be, I dont have a job (still studying; yes I am slow and loving it) and I live in a student house. Oh year, I fart, burp (more burping than farting cause I love it) and drink lots of beer! The box that most people want to put me in and always do is the lesbian one, as if homosexuals are all the same. But at least lesbians amongst themselves have realised this. Straight people seem more concerned with having to conform to the gender constructs than gay people, maybe because they have already broken some boxes. On feministing.com is a discussion about exactly this issue under the entry what does a lesbian look like? and I am just glad I am not alone.

O, du wundervolle Welt VII

2008-08-03T10:22:00.002+02:00

Es ist sommer, und oft mals meckere ich über die hietze. Well der blaue Himmelr mich anlacht, bekomme ich sofort Angst und weiss, dass es ein Tag mit zu hohen temperaturen sein wird. Doch es gibt auch nette erlebnisse in diesen Monaten. Zum Beispiel Marienkäfer-Schwärme. Die luft is dann voller kleiner fliegenden objekten und bei näherem hinkucken fällt auf das es Marienkäfer sind. Einfach wundervoll. Dann fange ich an zu denken... Marienkäfer, Mariehøne, Nykkelpeter, Ladybug. auch wundervoll. Danke Sommer.

herlige guitar melodier

2008-08-02T20:34:00.005+02:00

Jeg var så påmin første pride i Stockholm her i denne uge. Og den fedeste oplevelse var nok de her to piger. Nogle af deres ynglingsord er lort, røv og bolle.

De er bare for herlige!! Smut forbi Kookie Doughs hjemmeside og lyt til lidt svensk sød musik.

kleiner witz

2008-07-30T12:29:00.002+02:00

Ich sass auf dem Klo und hatte eine Prä-Po-Sitzung im Kopf...
An, auf, hinter, bei, in, neben, über, unter, vor und zwischen.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

2008-07-29T11:06:00.002+02:00

I have a few thoughts on the concept of respect I would like to share.
The language has been dictating how respect works, and I dont really find any of them usefull.

1) "you have to earn respect." Like what? you have to work about 18 hours and then you have it? Maybe you an also just buy it then if it is treated like a good.
2) "you have to stand up for respect." OK, how on earth does that work? Does it come by and then you have to move your feet? As if the cleaning person was vacuming under you.
3) "you have to demand respect." God, what the f**k?! If you do that, is it then respect you are getting? Really?

Well, I think respect should be something inherent all the time and to all. It is not a good. Respect should be unconditionally, automatic and constant. As I think it is related to tolerance and acceptance of other peoples lives, respect would be of better use when everyone could refrain from treating it as a good that you are able to earn, stand up for or demand.

das Kylielied

2008-07-28T09:55:00.002+02:00

Hallo Kylie, du bist so süss.
Du hast so süsse kleine Titten.
Die passen so schön in meine Hand.
Ich sitz dann den ganzen Tag
mit deinen Tüten in den Händen.
Das ist Klasse.
Kylie, deine Tüten machen mich ganz wuschig.
Tanz für mich den Tütentanz.
Ich lecke meinen Daumen an
und drücke ihn dir auf deine schnuckeligen Brustwarzen. Jou!
Zeig mir deinen lecker Hintern.
Den würde ich so gerne mal küssen.
Mach dich auf die Soggen und kom zu mir nach Haus.
Wir sitzen dann auf meinem Sofa
und ich halte deine Tüten. Danke!
Und deinen Apfelpo.
Und wenn du Glück hast gibts auch was zu essen.
Es gibt Kylie-Po kuchen.
Lecker schmecker. Der Schmeckt.

Diese Lied wurde vor einigen Jahren an einem schönen Sonnentag in Kopenhagen von Mette & Bente verfasst.

Es soll eine Ode an Kylie sein, die wir total klasse finden.

Funky Toilets of the World, part two

2008-07-24T14:57:00.002+02:00

So, driving down the famous german autobahn you wouldn´t think that it would be possible to find toilets that would make it on my list of funky toilets. Still on the Rastätte somewhere in Thüringen I found one, and aparently these are standards on all autobahn-raststätten. Initially it does not lokk very funky. white cold and sterile... yes sterile is the key word. When you are done with the business a mint green apparatus pops out over the seat to clean the it. To make the entire seat ready for the next customer it rotates. Not the cleaner itself but the seat! I was stunned and watched it in awe. Amazing technology. I wonder when the time comes where we dont have to clean ourselfes. something like an automatic bidé maybe already exists. I just haven´t come across it yet. Feel free to keep me updated.

zu heiss überall!

2008-07-08T17:30:00.005+02:00

Nu bin ich also vom Rosilde Festival zurück und es ist, obwohl ich mich im Haus verstecken kann, immer noch zu heiss!! Was tut man da?
Ich hab da das Pinguin-Spiel entdeckt.
1. werde ich in einen Umgebung versetzt in der es schön kühl ist.
2. kann ich meine frustrationen über die hietzte an Pinguinen auslassen.
Das doch ma nett.

Enhjørninge en mass

2008-05-28T08:53:00.003+02:00

Lidt underholdning til når mne er rigtig træt er hverdagen.
Jeg garanterer men har det meget bedre bagefter.

Unicorn Planet har hærget internettet i nogen tid nu, stadig hylende morsomt.

Den nye hjemmeside kommer osse snart.

For tiden er der seks episoder. Her kun den første:

Og her inspirationen, Charlie the Unicorn. Jeg ligger flad af grin:

alcohol is like exercise... just better

2008-05-11T20:44:00.003+02:00

Ya, thats's what I claim. Let's think about it...
What are the arguments for exercising?
You feel good. Well, why is that? I guess its the endorphines. I dont except any argument about vanity!! "I get fit and slim, so that makes me happy." If that is your reason? Stop right now! And about the "happy"-part? Sorry if there is anything that makes you feel good its alcohol. Ah yes I know, there is all this big discussion about how when you are down the alcohol will just make it worse, but I doubt that if you have a depression that any stairmaster will be able to help you.
What else? You get a lot of energy. Oh yeah? Are you sure? I watch these people working out, and they dont seem like they have any energy left whatsoever. Collapsing all over the place after a run. Alcohol on the other side is like an energy drink. I can go all night. Dance for hours, and only stop when I run out of beer. And, I dont have pain in every muscle!
So, any other reasons why you should torture youselve? NO, ok. Then I will just give you a few more for alcohol: It just tastes so good. Socialising is just really important in your life. and being drunk humbles you. This is not something I came up with. I stole it from Khushwant Singh. He says, that anyone who has been drunk and succesfully making a fool out of oneselfes will be less likly to judge others. Therefor: Drinking makes the world a more tolerant, prettier and happier place.

Hellevator

2008-05-04T15:10:00.008+02:00

Here I thought I had a great idea again. A horror movie with the title Hellevator, and then it already exists. Made in Japan in 2004, Hiroki Yamaguchi created Gusha no bindume (The bottled fools). More info on the int. movie database

Ideer spredes

2008-03-27T21:13:00.006+01:00

En hjemmeside der giver mulighed for at følge en række interessante foredrag fra alverdenens videnskabsfolk - TED: Ideas worth spreading.

Jeg synes denne var ret interesant;
Jill Bolte Taylor: My Stroke of Insight.
En neuroanatomists oplevelse af en hjerneblødning.

Og så min yngling;
Hans Rosling: Debunking Third-World Myths with the best Stats you've ever seen.
og Hans Rosling: New Insights on Poverty and Life around the World.

Bare for genial når det gælder at presentere verdenens statestikker om fattigdom og dens udvikling.

På Gapminder.org kan man osse selv få lov at lege med alle mulige statestikker. Virkelig smukt.

Jaws unravelled

2008-03-24T10:16:00.005+01:00

After watching all the Jaws movies - That is 1,2,3 and the revenge (this time it's personal) - one realises that despite the initial simple construction of the plot, shark eats people, it has a deeper meaning to it. Actually already the poster of number one indicates the underlining message. Naked woman swimming. She is the first victim and the storyline introduces her as part of a beach party, drinking and coming on to a boy. They are both aroused and planning to take there clothes of together. Of cause we cannot have that, so the Shark disposes of such profanity by eating her. This is therefore the first hint to what the movies are actually about. The Catholic Church disciplining the world's population through popular media. Subsequently every person in immediate action of having sex or thinking about sex, any nudity of any sort and so on is punished by the Shark aka the Pope. Even the poster show’s the similarity. The shape of the charging Shark and the Pope in full uniform is pretty much the same. I just say: Lets think about that and maybe movies are all ridden with hidden messages.

HHhhhööbsch!

2008-02-25T20:20:00.002+01:00

Ich will meine eigene Band! Also jetzt wo ich immer so nette Lieder schreib kann das doch nicht so schwierig sein. Den Namen hab ich auch schon: Sommersprossen&Kokosflocken. Und wird eine SpeedHardDeathCor(bs)eMetalPunk Band. Neben den usual suspects Trommler und 2xGuitarre gibs auch Blockflöte und Triangle.

Sowas von HÖÖÖbsch!

learning about the Quim

2008-02-23T09:08:00.004+01:00

Some fellow bloggers has dedicated created a site for Woman who refuse to behave. The entry about the Quim on Sex Talk for Wicked Woman is just beautiful but it is generally a pretty and informative site. Thank you wicked women!

Take That - censorship!

2008-02-20T12:06:00.003+01:00

Wonderfully sickening. Almost disturbing. Freakishly lovable. And just a great laugh. I actually think this video was taken of MTV very quickly, when people started to notice how creepy it was. However, lucky for us it was not lost.

Skæg og Ballade

2008-02-16T10:53:00.001+01:00

Jeg er bare pisse sjov! Og så er det hel gratis.

Funky Toilets of the World, part one

2008-02-15T11:43:00.007+01:00

I. Ungdomshuset Jagtvej 69 (does not exist anymore)
no doors, but a red velvet curtain hanging from the top of each booth reaching not to the floor but just above your knees when sitting down.

II. Nemoland, Christiania, Copenhagen
Fish tanks fixed as the ceiling of the booths containing colourful Koi-fish.

III. Cafe Europa, Højbroplads, Copenhagen
Mirrors atached everywhere and birds singing softly. You can watch yourself pee from all angles but not hear it.

IV. Horse-Bazar, Melbourne
Big TV-screen attached as the back wall of the pissour. Possibility ot pee at celebrities and politicians.

V. GoMA, Modern Art Gallery, Brisbane
Sinks replaced by a long marble surface slightly slanted towards the wall.

VI. Bobby Chin, Hanoi
High-class toilet with two-three employees to make every visit new for the next customer. Dried rose heads hang on strings from the ceiling, one above the toilet to hang exactly in front of your face when sitting. Toilet paper is folded in hotel-style triangular and rose petals sprinkled into the bowl after each visit.

"Off with her Hair!", the Queen said

2008-02-04T19:19:00.000+01:00

kleines Quiz

2008-02-01T15:43:00.001+01:00

Welcher von diesen ist wohl der Schlüssel zum Glück??

Song in memory of Elvis

2008-01-15T14:46:00.001+01:00

I see Elvis
Dancing in the Sky
EEEeeeelvis
dancing in the sky
EEEeeeelvis
dancing in the sky

I see Elvis
with a tear in his eye
EEEeeelvis
with a tear in his eye
EEeeeeelvis
with a tear in his eye

Hey Elvis
Whats up?
Why are you dancing
in the sky
With a tear in your eye?

Are you shy
Are you shy
Are you ShyyyYYYYyyyy?

I see Elvis
dancing in the sky
shy EEEeeeelvis
dancing in the sky
shyyYYYYyyy Elvis
with a tear in his eye.

EEEeeeelvis dancing in the sky
with a tear in his eeeEEEEeeeye. YEAH!

Ekelhaftigkeiten5

2008-01-14T09:34:00.001+01:00

So, da hatte ich doch das Glück wieder Krank zu werden. Diesmal mitten im Weihnachst-Snowboard-NeuJahrsfeierlichkeiten-Urlaub. So ein Dreck. Aber wenigstens kann ich dann wieder was hässliches ins welt weite Netz verbreiten. Ähnlich dem letzten Ekelhaftigkeiten-Beitrag hat es diesmal wieder mit dom Rotz im Hals zu tun. Aber ich habe bei dieser Krankheitsattakke herrausgefunden, dass es noch ekelhaftiger werden kann. Die Infektion im Hals, die einer durch und durch erfolgreichen Grippe als Nebeneffekt beirört, kann sich in ganz abgefahrene Gefühlsmomente verwandeln. Wenn sich die Infektion nämlich verkrustet. Wie eine Wunde, die sich Schliest und einen Harten Schutzpanzer bildet, bildet der Gelbe Schleim die selben harten krusten im Inneren vom Rachen. Da der Husten nun noch nicht ganz vorbei ist, wir bei der Erdbeben-ähnlichen Situation nun diese Krusten losgerüttelt. Das Resultat: Man spürt die Krusten im Hals, machmal kommt sie hoch und man kann sie ausspucken (oder das wundervoll Spiel, Ich rate meinen Rotz spielen)oder runterschlucken. Alles in allem ist man sehr überrascht über die hartnäckigkeit dieser Krusten, und ich muss gestehen das selbst mir beim hochhusten einer so Wundenschorf ähnichen Kruste übel wurde.

tidsfordriv

2007-12-15T17:16:00.000+01:00

Så sidder man her igen. Gider ikke læse, er mæt og tvet har kun øv-programmer(og for dem som kender mig så ved I der skal meget til at jeg ikke gider se tv). Jeg keeeeder mig... men fik lige en go idé. Og fluks så fandt jeg lidt underholding på nettet!! Gratis Tetris. Tak internet.

price per %

2007-12-07T12:19:00.000+01:00

So I think this would be a wonderful idea. I remember a time in Scotland. I was running around a local supermarket in a very small town as far north as one can go. The purpose was to get beer. Now, the funny thing is, they have beer on the shelves that I do not consider beer. Beverages with only 0,5 % alcohol are just not beer in my head, so I started to compare the alcohol percentage with the price of the drink. Just to make sure that I would get my moneys worth. After all, I dont drink just because it tastes nice. I wanna get a bit drunk to. Everyone who says otherwise is lying. So this is why I think every alcoholic drink should come with the information of what price you pay per alcohol percent. It is not very differnt from when you get the information of how much you pay for a certain cheese per kilo. Off cause you have other factors that influence your beer choice, like taste, so it would not be the determining factor. But for all of us who do not want beer without the fun it could be very usefull. I ended up with nice german beer by the way. And had a really lovely evening. Sitting by the harbour at sunset enjoying a very tasty beer.

lidt reklame...

2007-12-03T22:40:00.000+01:00

...for mit lokale ynglings pizzaria. Mårtens Pizzaria. På deres hjemmeside under meny bliver man mens man vælger pizza underholdt med en lille sang. Det er bare for hærligt.
På den ny hjemmeside kan man til og med "bygge" son egen pizza. Alt i alt er det super underholdene for bare at være en mulighed for at spise. Og så smager det super lækkert! NAM og tak.

O, du wundervolle Welt VI

2007-11-24T14:14:00.000+01:00

Wasserspiegelung in Brisbane

Bobunk? wassen das?

2007-11-23T18:01:00.000+01:00

So nu hab ich wieder was tolles aus Schweden, was ich gerne presentiren möchte. Eigentlich weiss ich gar nicht woher das stamt, aber ich habs nu ma hier kennegelernt. Das schöne Fest Bobunk. Total erfunden mit inspiration aus ner Fernsehserie. Und was für ein Spass. Mit Lied und Lesung, Katzen und AlkiWassermelone mit Senf drauf. Das ist absofort mein Lieblingsfeiertag. Und das immer dritter samstag im November. Also feier ma schön mit. Joyous Bobunk!

Schweden und Alkohol

2007-11-03T20:01:00.000+01:00

Tja, das ist hier so ne Sache. Man kann nicht einfach in den Supermarkt rennen um sich ne Flasch Voddi zu holen (gibs nur bier bis zu 3,5%) oder an der Tanke ein Bierchen tanken. Dafür gibt es spezielle Läden. Das sogenante System Bolaget. Echt Affig. Angeblich dafür da, dass die Schweden dann weniger trinken. Aber dann kan man ganz praktisch auf deren Homepage gehen und raufinden wo den der nächste Alkiladen ist. Danke an die Mutti , die mein Zimmer in mein eigenens Systemet(te) gezaubert hat. Mit Alk aus Deutschland ist Schweden gleich viel netter.

ANAL-OG-IK´

2007-10-25T13:59:00.000+02:00

En lille henvisning til disse vidunderlige musikanter. På deres hjemmeside kan man lytte til musik, men den er bare i det hele taget ret fin. Jeg kan ikke rigtigt finde ud af om det med navnet er med vilje. Ja, åbenlyst er der noget med analogisk musik, men det derses ANAL springer bare ret meget i øjnene. Skidt, det er fint med analogik osse. Det er nok bare min beskidte hjerne der ser ANAL alle vejne...

genitalia in boxes

2007-10-19T11:34:00.000+02:00

Well isn´t it lovely. Giving gifts and sharing your privates.

O, du wundervolle Welt V

2007-10-02T08:20:00.000+02:00

Ich sitze also in der S-Bahn. Die Sitzte sich gegenübergekehrt und quer der Bahnrichtung. Mein Spigelbild ist im übergrossen Zugfenster zu sehen. Irgend etwas ist anders. Ach, die Reflektierung ist manipuliert. Die Scheibe ist so gebogen, dass das Bild mich nur bis zum Bauch zeigt und dann wieder meinen Oberkörper wiedergibt. Auf dem Kopf. Ich bin also zu einer Spielkarte mutiert. Lustig.

Where is George?

2007-09-22T10:45:00.000+02:00

Even though my world travel has now ended and the real life has taken over, I still think nostalgically back on the time where I did not have to think about what to do in my future. In one of these momnet I pull out a 20$ bill, which has goen with me to Sweden. Wonderful thing, you can through www.wheresgeorge.com find out where excactly your bill has been. really unnecassary, but a short break from the thing that you should be doing in the real world.

Sweden heisst mich wilkommen

2007-09-11T08:20:00.000+02:00

So nu bin ich wieder in ein neues Land gezogen. Nett hier. Und das tollste, ich musste überhaupt nicht darauf warten internet zu bekommen. Das war einfach in der Wand, toll. Also bevor ich überhaupt ausgepackt bekommen habe kann ich schon ganz viel ablenkung finden. HA.

kreativitet styrer!!

2007-08-06T20:16:00.000+02:00

Manner for en syret video af OMAHA BITCH! Genialt fundet paa.

Brauch ich das?

2007-08-06T06:27:00.000+02:00

Da hab ich doch tatsaechlich ein echt gutes angebot durch Spammail bekommen. Pillen, ins besondere Viagra. Wahrscheinlich von Thailand geschickt. KLasse! Aber brauch ich das? Naja wenns not tut, Canadian Pharmacy hat alles.

Hasseling of the Hoff

2007-08-04T20:47:00.001+02:00

De fleste har jo nok allerede set eller har i det mindste hoert om den lille videooptagelse af D. Hasselhoff, hvor han ustyrlig pisse stiv proever at spise en burger og fejler, men at der findes saa mange muckups var jeg f.eks. ikke klar over. Her et paar stykker.

Insanity on the street

2007-08-03T22:00:00.002+02:00

Melbourne street performer you cannot walk by without noticing. Mainly because he is very loud! Fun to watch for a while though. The robot man of Melbourne.

recycling butterflies

2007-06-21T02:14:00.000+02:00

One of Viet Nams most famous artist is truely creativ. Check out his work on this site. Taking on the old tradition of butterfly-art, he creates wonderfully horrible pictures. I cannot stop wondering if all the butterflies were still alive when they donated their wings for the project.

er vi ikke alle japanere?

2007-06-15T12:26:00.000+02:00

Kommet til et af de syv verdens vidundere, eller hvad det nu er, er jeg efterhaanden ret optaget af, hvorfor det er vi absolut skal tage billeder af alt og alle. JEg render rundt i cambodija, og formaar selvfoelgeligt at loebe toer for batteri. Er lige ved at tage hjem, fordi jeg jo ikke kna vaere paa sightseeing uden at tage fotografier af alt deet vidunderlige jeg ser. Men jeg overbeviser mig selv om at det godt kan lade sig goere. og det kan det. Saa hvorfor er det vi mener at det ikke kna lade sig goere. Jeg har spurgt rundt undervejs, og her indtil vieder faaet forsellige teorier. 1, et bevids paa at man har gjort noget og set noget. 2, en maade at bevare minder paa, da vi som mennesker ikke kan give slip paa noget. 3, en hjaelp til at mindes ting naar vi bliver gamle og graa. JEg ved det ikke, men er overbevist om at vi alle er ret japanske paa dette omraade. loeber efter det perfekte billede, hele tiden.